Monthly Archives: March 2016

30 Day Selfie Challenge – Day 5

Selfie Day Five taken 3/6/16: Hi kids, it’s mom locked in the bathroom at 9:35 pm PST … I know you think I’m perfect, mostly because I’ve been telling you that since birth, but you’re getting older now and it’s time I stop shielding you from the awful truth of my silent suffering … now […]

30 Day Selfie Challenge – Day 4

Selfie Day Four taken 3/5/16: Hi kids, it’s mom sitting in the Car Wash all alone at 1:15 pm PST … you can’t see it, but I have a MilkyWay bar hidden in my sweater pocket that I devoured in complete peace and quiet right after I took these pics without anyone asking for a […]

30 Day Selfie Challenge – Day 3

Selfie Day Three taken 3/4/16: Hi kids, it’s mom at the Santa Monica Pier some time about 345 pm PST and I’m fucking exhausted … today we all went to the Pier after school which was a horrible idea (and please remind me to never suggest that again) where I was gifted with a selfie […]

30 Day Selfie Challenge – Day 2

Selfie Day Two taken 3/3/16: Hi Kids, it’s your mom (and Milan) sitting in ER at 5:45pm PST. Turns out I have an ear infection in the right ear which is the side closest to the passenger seat where one of you is always talking my ear off, could be just a coincidence, but possibly […]

30 Day Selfie Challenge – Day 1

Due to something irrelevant, it has recently been brought to my attention that in this crazy era of ‘here’s my selfie, look at me, my food and everything else I’m doing that you’re not but lucky enough to witness through me’, I have chosen not to partake in the visual world of ‘my life looks […]

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